Review: Mark Watson [Request Stops Tour] – Newcastle Stand
Last year via his blog Mark Watson invited fans to suggest destinations for his latest tour, Request Stops. According to his press release, “[Watson’s] been sifting through these suggestions for months and calculating the most popular choices.” In other words, like every other comedian touring, Watson’s visiting venues where he’s most likely to sell tickets. It’s less an idea for a show, more the logistics of event management.
For this review, the newly opened, quite frankly gorgeous Newcastle Stand is the destination of choice – and judging by the love in the room for the self-deprecating shtick of Mark Watson, his management got this trip bang on. The venue is sold-out; the crowd hang on his every expression.
My main concern heading into this show, though, was that his last visit to Tyneside – at Newcastle’s City Hall – was just 13 months ago. Is it possible to write two hours of good new material in that time? Well, yes it is; but Watson didn’t bother.
As well as outlining the premise for his ‘new’ show, the press release also promised “a mixture of old favourites and new material, experimental stuff and greatest hits to those who have previously been deprived of his trademark frantic wit”, which is technically true.
Naturally, Watson approaches his stand-up from the viewpoint of someone who spends long periods of time away from home. I’d certainly consider the routine on his unspoken conversation with a passenger on the train a “greatest hit”, as well as his story about King’s Cross station (which also acts as a nice call-back to close the show.)
So, “new material”? There’s really not much of it, but…check. A heart-warming routine about Watson taking his son swimming is a clear highlight, though it’s let down by the fairly obvious pay-off. He also attempts a few topical lines on the renaming of St. James’ Park, but just ends up calling Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley a fat cunt.
What about “old favourites”? Check, check, check. If my memory serves me correctly, the first sixty minutes of Request Stops was repeated verbatim from last year’s show Do I Know You? Watson even tries to shoe-horn in a clever technique on dealing with late-comers, despite the fact he can’t actually see the back of the room.
That’s probably the most disappointing thing from a personal point of view. Had I known Request Stops was a mere reworking of Do I Know You? I wouldn’t have agreed to review him. And by offering up at least 80% of the same material as last year’s show – but under a different guise (and at £15 a ticket) –Watson’s short-changing his fans here. It’s misleading, but more importantly it demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity.
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